| Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Neither do I, but it broke the ice! |
| lick ur finger-touch ur choosen one on their clothing-and say-Can i help u out of those wet clothes? |
| Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home |
| Can i borrow ur library card? coz i wanna check u out!! |
| Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine |
| if you stood infront of the mirror with 11 roses, u wud see the 12 most beautiful things in the world (trust me, it cant fail) |
| walk up to someone at the bar, if you or they have ice cubes in their glass, put your hand in grab the ice cube and place in front of them, when they are watching you smash the ice on the bar, then simply say......."Now that I have broken the ice, would you like a drink?" works every time! |
| "You're just like a parking ticket - you've got 'Fine' written all over you!" |
| "You might as well sleep with me, because I am going to tell all mates that you did anyway". |
| you might not be the most beautiful girl in the world, but beauty is only a light switch away.... |
| i've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good. |
| I am 54 and a guy said to me: you are like a fine wine, sweeter with age..decided not to give him the chance to see if the wine had turned to vinegar |
| I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. |
| I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? |
| Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too |
| That's a sexy dress your wearing...It would look even better on my bedroom floor |
| You with those curves, and me with no brakes ... |
| Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. |
| You must be exhausted, 'cos you've been running through my mind all night... |
| If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together |
| Guy with a Girl!! Guy puts his arm around the girl and checks the tag of her top.. Girl- ehhh what the hell u doing!~ Guy-ahh just what i thought...Made in Heavan! |
| im gona have to ask ya to leave!. . . your making all the other girls look bad!!!!!!!!;) |
| ur lips look lonely do they wanna meet mine |
