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I need a really saucy text message to get this lad going, any suggestions please? |
Sex is like a maths test..Me plus u..subtract the clothes..add the bed..divide the legs and multiply the orgasms..Fancy a maths test?X At 1st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?
sex is good sex is class whip me baby spank my ass.doggy style 69 lick me out make me smile if u want me in the sac lick ur lips and txt me back. |
Help me i need to send a flirty txt to this hot chick!! |
Press down please one more time ,ok more YES ahh ohh yes just there yeah baby harder, HARDER,this feels SO GOOD!mmm yeah baby now THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE!!
I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
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Funny text to send your mates |
Boy asked his mom "is it wrong to have a willy?""No why"she replies."Well dads sweating like f*ck trying 2 pull his off"
Viagra now available in eye drops, you don't get an erection but you look fucking hard! |
Just been dumped |
| a thousand words wont bring u back, i know because i've tried, & neither will a thousand tears i kno becos i've cried, they say memories are golden and often that is true, but i neva wanted memories, i've only wanted u! |
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Find loads of funny, flirty, Dirty, love, sms text messages here on funkycoconut. join the text message forum and get loads of free text messages.. or add your own text messages. need a funny txt message? Great youll find it here. Need a love text message? your in the right place. Funkycoconut for all your love, funny, dirty, flirty text messages needs. |
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